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Re: [Sip] I-D Action: draft-kaplan-sip-four-oh-00.txt
Hadriel Kaplan wrote:
> Greetings,
> Given today's relative importance in history - being the date Swiss farmers had their largest spaghetti crop harvest, Sweden introduced color television, the USSR connected Kremvax to Usenet, the Alabama state government changed the value of Pi to 3.0, and much more - we took it upon ourselves to write up and submit a new Internet-Draft for an update to RFC 3261 (and a bunch of other RFCs): P2P2PSIP, a.k.a. SIP v4.0.
>
> A URL for this Internet-Draft is:
> http://www.ietf.org/internet-drafts/draft-kaplan-sip-four-oh-00.txt
Hadriel: Given the problems we have had with UDP, I think your draft
should deprecate UDP in favor of carrying IP datagrams on avian
carriers (RFC 1149). The benefits are many, and the frame format
is very simple:
The IP datagram is printed, on a small scroll of paper, in
hexadecimal, with each octet separated by whitestuff and blackstuff.
The scroll of paper is wrapped around one leg of the avian carrier.
A band of duct tape is used to secure the datagram's edges. The
bandwidth is limited to the leg length. The MTU is variable, and
paradoxically, generally increases with increased carrier age. A
typical MTU is 256 milligrams. Some datagram padding may be needed.
Upon receipt, the duct tape is removed and the paper copy of the
datagram is optically scanned into a electronically transmittable
form.
- vijay
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Vijay K. Gurbani, Bell Laboratories, Alcatel-Lucent
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Email: vkg at {alcatel-lucent.com,bell-labs.com,acm.org}
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