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Run idnits with the --verbose option for more detailed information about the items above. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 Network Working Group A. Pendragon 3 Internet-Draft Camelot 4 Updates: 8140 (if approved) April 15, 2018 5 Intended status: Informational 6 Expires: October 17, 2018 8 The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 9 draft-camelot-holy-grenade-01 11 Abstract 13 The menagerie of beasts and artefacts depicted in RFC8140 may be 14 usefully supplemented by other renowned figures of Internet and more 15 general lore. This document extends the menagerie to the seminal 16 fable of the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch", as depicted in the Monty 17 Python film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", as well as "Spamalot", 18 the musical inspired by the movie. 20 Spamalot 22 The relevance of the musical "Spamalot" to Internet lore should be 23 obvious to the reader; but in case of doubt, see also Section 1 24 ("What is Spam*?") of RFC2635. 26 Status of This Memo 28 This Internet-Draft is submitted in full conformance with the 29 provisions of BCP 78 and BCP 79. 31 Internet-Drafts are working documents of the Internet Engineering 32 Task Force (IETF). Note that other groups may also distribute 33 working documents as Internet-Drafts. The list of current Internet- 34 Drafts is at https://datatracker.ietf.org/drafts/current/. 36 Internet-Drafts are draft documents valid for a maximum of six months 37 and may be updated, replaced, or obsoleted by other documents at any 38 time. It is inappropriate to use Internet-Drafts as reference 39 material or to cite them other than as "work in progress." 41 This Internet-Draft will expire on October 17, 2018. 43 Copyright Notice 45 Copyright (c) 2018 IETF Trust and the persons identified as the 46 document authors. All rights reserved. 48 This document is subject to BCP 78 and the IETF Trust's Legal 49 Provisions Relating to IETF Documents 50 (https://trustee.ietf.org/license-info) in effect on the date of 51 publication of this document. Please review these documents 52 carefully, as they describe your rights and restrictions with respect 53 to this document. 55 Table of Contents 57 1. Terminology . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 58 2. Introduction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 59 3. The French-occupied castle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 60 4. The Mythos of Caerbannog . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 61 4.1. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 62 4.2. Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 63 5. Dramatis Personae . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 64 5.1. Past the Killer Rabbit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 65 6. IANA Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 66 7. Security Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 67 8. References . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 68 8.1. Normative References . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 69 8.2. Informative References . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 70 8.3. URIs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 71 Index . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 72 Author's Address . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 74 1. Terminology 76 The key words "*MUST*", "*MUST NOT*", "*REQUIRED*", "*SHALL*", 77 "*SHALL NOT*", "*SHOULD*", "*SHOULD NOT*", "*RECOMMENDED*", "*NOT 78 RECOMMENDED*", "*MAY*", and "*OPTIONAL*" in this document are to be 79 interpreted as described in BCP 14 [RFC2119] [RFC8174] when, and only 80 when, they appear in all capitals, as shown here. 82 2. Introduction 84 [RFC8140] refers to the intended move of RFC formatting to XML2RFC v3 85 [RFC7990], in the following terms: 87 Although the RFC Editor has recently dragged the IETF kicking and 88 screaming into the twentieth century [RFC7990] [RFC7996], there is a 89 yearning among all right-thinking Internet architects to "keep it 90 simple" and to return to the olden days when pigs could be given 91 thrust without anyone taking undue offence. 93 -- A. Farrel 94 While no pigs, flying or otherwise, are involved in the transition to 95 RFC XML v3, it is opportune to enhance the [RFC8140] legendarium in 96 the service of RFC XML v3, by illustrating its functionality through 97 references to the mythology of Camelot, and particularly the 98 incidents at the Cave of Caerbannog. 100 The screaming move into the twenty-*first* century is accompanied by 101 a move back to the late twentieth century, with ASCII stylings more 102 wonted in haunts like ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow (known to be 103 accessible in 1996.) 105 There are two references to rabbits in _Monty Python and the Holy 106 Grail_ which are expounded on herewith: 108 Trojan Rabbit 109 In their siege of the French-occupied castle which may already 110 contain an instance of the Grail, Sir Bedevere the Wise proposes 111 to use a Trojan Rabbit to infiltrate the castle, with a raiding 112 party to take the French "not only by surprise, but totally 113 unarmed." 114 The proposal, unsurprisingly, proved abortive. The more so as the 115 raiding party forgot to hide within the Trojan Rabbit, before the 116 French soldiers took the Trojan Rabbit inside the castle. 118 Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog 119 Guarding the entrance to the Cave of Caerbannog; see Section 4. 121 3. The French-occupied castle 123 The participants of that renowned exercise in cross-cultural 124 communication, to wit the exchange between the _Knights of the Round 125 Table_ and the taunting French soldiers serving under *Guy de 126 Lombard* are, properly speaking, outside the scope of this 127 "menagerie", being more or less human. Notwithstanding, several^ish^ 128 beasts both animate_d_ and wooden played a significant part in this 129 encounter; most notably: 131 o The Projectile Cow, see Figure 1 133 o The Trojan Rabbit, see Figure 2 134 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.-. 135 _-_---__--__--___-___-__-____---___-________---____-____-__- 136 ._.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--..-.-.-.-.-.-..--.- 137 ,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,, ^^ .,,.,., ^^ .,.,.,.= 138 _>-.-.-.-._>_>_>_.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. \\\ .,.,. /// .-.-.-.-. 139 .,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,,..,., \ \_______/ / .,.,.,., 140 .,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,,..,,.,.,.,.,. <[ {o} . ]> # .,.,.,. 141 .-.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.--.-.-.-.--.-.-. [ ______] .-.-.-. 142 .-.--.-.-.-.--.-.-.-.--.-.-.,.,., / [ ! ` `] .,.,..,.,.- 143 .,.,.,.-.-,l,-,l.-,.,.,.,-.,*. / {_!MOO!_} . ., . . , 144 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- /M / -.-<>.,.,..-.-, 145 .-.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--.. /MI LK\____ .-.-.-.-.-. 146 .-.-.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- /MILK mil_____k ,.,.,..-,- 147 .-,-.-,-.,-.-,-.`-.-/-.. // -` // .-.p . .-.-. 148 .-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. // ., // .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- 149 .-.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-. %____============ .-.-.--.-.-.-.-.- 150 -.-.-.-.--.-.-.-.-.-. ! ! .,-.-.-,-,--,-.-,- 151 ,--.-.-,--.--.-.,--, \ \ .-,-,--.-,--,-.---,-.-, 152 ,-.-.-,-,-.-,-,-.--, + > .-,--,-.--,-,-.-.-,--,- 153 ,--.-,--,-,--.---,- .-,-,--.--,--,-.---,-,-.-. 154 .,.,.,.,..,.,.,.{A\ .,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,., 155 .,.,.,.,.,.,.{GLASS\ .,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,., 156 ,..,.,,.,,.,{OF|MILK\..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,., 157 ,.,..,.,,.,{ISWORTH},.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,..,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,. 158 .,.,.,.,.{EVERYTNG}.-.-.--..-.-.-.-.--..--.-.-.-.-.--.-.-.-. 159 -.-.-.-{FORINFANTS}___--___-_-__-___--*(0~`~.,.,.,.,><><.><> 160 _-__-_{BUTBETTER}-.-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,.-^^^^.-.-.-.-.^^^7>>>,.. 161 .._...{WITH_HONEY}-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.RANDOM(BUSH)SHRUBS>_.. 162 GRASS_GRASS_GRASS_GRASS_GRASS_SOMEROCKS>GRASS>GRASSPC 163 SOIL_ROOTS_SOIL_SOIL_ROCKS_SOIL_GRASS_GRASS_GRASS_ROCKS_SOIL 164 CLAY_ROCKS_PEBBLES_CLAY_CLAY_CLAY_CLAY_GOLD_CLAY_CLAY><_WORM 165 ROOTS_CLAY_SKELETON_MORESOIL_CLAY_CLAY_CLAY_CLAY_ 167 Figure 1: The Projectile Cow with an accompanying cannon 168 ___ ____ 169 //_ \//\__\ 170 || || | 171 -__||_||__| 172 // \--_ 173 // ____ --___ 174 // // \ \-_ 175 // \\ @/ o || 176 // ---- _____|| 177 // // 178 //\_//__ // 179 //-- --- \____ // 180 // --- \______ // 181 // , . ----- \_//_ 182 // ,. --- \____ 183 // .,v --- \___ 184 // __ -- \_ 185 || , _______________ //|| |-_ 186 || | |''''''''''| // || | | 187 || ' | | | || | | 188 || | | | || | | 189 || " | | 0 | ___||___ | | 190 || | | | -------- | | 191 ||___ | | | ______ | |- 192 // \ | | | // \| _| \ 193 // \ ____|---|__________|______// \/ | 194 || X | / || X | / 195 \\ /\\____/ \\ /___/ 196 \\_____/ ----- \\_____/--- 197 ----- ----- 199 Figure 2: The Trojan Rabbit with an automatic sliding door 201 While the exchange at the French-occupied castle is one of the more 202 memorable scenes of _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_, the Trojan 203 Rabbit has not reached the same level of cultural resonance as its 204 more murderous counterpart. Reasons for this may include: 206 o Less overall screen-time dedicated to the Trojan Rabbit. 208 o The Trojan Rabbit as projectile has already been anticipated by 209 the Cow as projectile. 211 [CREF1] 213 The exchange of projectile animals was the beginning of a long- 214 running fruitful relationship between the British and the French 215 peoples, which arguably predates the traditional English enmity with 216 the French. 218 4. The Mythos of Caerbannog 220 The _Cave of Caerbannog_ has been well-established in the mythology 221 of Camelot (as recounted by Monty Python) as the lair of the 222 Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh, more commonly known today as the 223 *Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog* Section 4.1. It is the encounter 224 between the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and the Knights of the Round 225 Table, armed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (see the following 226 section (Section 4.2)), that we recount here through monospace font 227 and multiple spaces. 229 4.1. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog 231 The *Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog*, that most formidable foe of the 232 Knights and of all that is holy or carrot-like, has been depicted 233 diversely in lay and in song. We venture to say, _contra_ the claim 234 made in Section 4.1 of Ze Vompyre [RFC8140], that the Killer Rabbit 235 of Caerbannog truly is the most afeared of all the creatures. Short 236 of sanctified ordnance such as Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, there 237 are few remedies known against its awful lapine powers. 239 The following depiction (Figure 3) of the fearsome beast has been 240 sourced from Rabbit-SCII [1], accompanied (Figure 4) by C code that 241 was used in this accurate depiction of the Killer Rabbit: 243 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 244 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 245 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 246 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<<#MWSHARPMWMWMWTEETHWMWWM>>>\\\\\\\\\\\\ 247 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<<<#WMMWMWDEEPMDARKWCAVEMWWMMWM##>>>>\\\\\\\\ 248 \\\\\\\\\\\\\<<#WMWMWMWMWWM/^MWMWMWMWMWMW^WMWMWMMW#>>>\\\\\\ 249 \\\\\\\\\\\\<<#WMWMBEASTMW// \MWABBITWMW/ \MWMWMWMW##\\\\\\\ 250 \\\\\\\\\\##MWMWMMWMWMWMWM\\ \MWMWMWMW/ /MWMWMWMWM##\\\\\\ 251 \\\\\\\\##WMWMWMWMMWMWMWMWM\\ \MWMWMW/ /MWMWMWMMWMWMWM##\\ 252 \\\\\\\##MWMMRAVENOUSMWMWMWM\\ \====/ /MWMRABBITMWMWMWMW## 253 \\\\\\##MWMWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMW[[ ]WMWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMW 254 \\\\\##MWMWMWMWCARNIVOROUSW[[ 3 3 ]MWMWTOOMDARKWMWMMW 255 \\\\##MWMWDARKMWMWMWMWMWMWM//\ o /MWMWMWMMWMWMWMMWMWM 256 \\##MWMWMMKILLERABBITWMWMM//| \___vv___/ \WMPITCHWBLACKWMWMW 257 \##MWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMMWMW// | \-^^-/ |MWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMWM 258 MWMWMWMMWMWVERYMDARKWMMW// | |MWMCAERBANNOGWMWMW 259 MWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMM{{ / /MWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMWM 260 MULTRADARKWMWMHELPMWMWMW\\ \ | | |MWMCANMMWMWMWMMWMWW 261 MWMWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMMWMWMWM\\ | |_ | |_WMWMMYOUMWMMWWMWMW 262 MWMMWMWMWMWMBLACKWMWMWMWWM\_|__-\-----\__-\MWMWMWMREADMWMWWM 263 MWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMMWMWMWWMWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMMTHISWW 264 MWVERYMMSCARYMWMWWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMWMMWMWIWM'.', 265 MWMWMMWMW======MWMMCANTWSEEMAMTHINGMMWMWMWMWMWMWMBETMMW` . ` 266 MWMWMWM// SKULL \MWMWMWMMWSCREAMMMWMWMWMMWMNOTMWMWMWW ` . \ 267 MWMWMW|| |X||X| |MWMWCALLMMEWMMWMWMMWMWMWMWWM - ` ~ . , ' 268 MWMWMW||___ O __|MWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMMW' ___________// -_^_- 269 MWMWMW \\||_|_||MWMW ' . . <_|_|_||_|__| \O/ 270 MW \\/\||v v|| -\\-------___ . ., \ | 271 \\| \_CHIN/ ==-(|CARROT/)\> \\/||// v\/||/ 272 ) /--------^-^ ,. \|// 273 # \(/ .\\|x// " ' ' 274 . , \\||// \||\\\// \\ 276 Figure 3: A Photo Of The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Taken In Secret 277 278 /* Locate the Killer Rabbit */ 279 int type; 280 unsigned char *killerRabbit = 281 LocateCreature(&caerbannog, "killer rabbit"); 282 if( killerRabbit == 0 ){ 283 puts("The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is out of town."); 284 return LOST_CREATURE; 285 } 287 /* Load Cave */ 288 unsigned char *cave = LoadPlace(&caerbannog, 289 "The Cave Of Caerbannog"); 290 if( cave == 0 ){ 291 puts("The Cave of Caerbannog must have moved."); 292 return LOST_PLACE; 293 } 295 /* Lure the Killer Rabbit back into the Cave */ 296 unsigned char *carrot = allocateObjectInPlace( 297 carrot("fresh"), cave); 298 if( carrot == 0 ){ 299 puts("No carrot, no rabbit."); 300 return LOST_LURE; 301 } 303 /* Finally, notify the Killer Rabbit to act */ 304 return notifyCreature(killerRabbit, &carrot); 305 307 Figure 4: C Code To Lure Killer Rabbit Back To Cave 309 On the beast's encounter with the Knights of the Round Table, the 310 following personnel engaged with it in combat: 312 o Killed 314 * Sir Bors 316 * Sir Gawain 318 * Sir Ector 320 o Soiled Himself 322 * Sir Robin 324 o Panicked 325 * King Arthur 327 o Employed Ordnance 329 * The Lector 331 * Brother Maynard 333 o Scoffed 335 * Tim the Enchanter 337 4.2. Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 339 ______ 340 \\/ \/ 341 __\\ /__ 342 || //\ | 343 ||__\\/ __| 344 || | ,---, 345 || |====`\ | 346 || | '---' 347 ,--'*`--, 348 _||#|***|#| 349 _,/.-'#|* *|#`-._ 350 ,,-'#####| |#####`-. 351 ,,'########| |########`, 352 //##########| o |##########\ 353 ||###########| |###########| 354 ||############| o |############| 355 ||------------' '------------| 356 ||o o o o o o o o o o| 357 |-----------------------------| 358 ||###########################| 359 \\#########################/ 360 `..#####################,' 361 ``..###############_,' 362 ``--.._____..--' 363 `''-----''` 365 Figure 5: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (don't pull the pin) 367 Figure 6: The Sovereign's Orb made invisible 369 The solution to the impasse at the Cave of Caerbannog was provided by 370 the successful deployment of the *Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch* (see 371 Figure 5) . Any similarity between the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 372 and the mythical _Holy Spear of Antioch_ is purely intentional; any 373 similarity between the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and the 374 _Sovereign's Orb of the United Kingdom_ (see Figure 6) is putatively 375 fortuitous. 377 Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 378 Ordnance deployed by Brother Maynard under the incantation of a 379 lector, in order to dispense with the Foes of the Virtuous. See 380 Figure 5. 382 Holy Spear of Antioch 383 A supposed relic of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, this is one 384 of at least four claimed instances of the lance that pierced 385 Christ's side. Its historical significance lies in inspiring 386 crusaders to continue their siege of Antioch in 1098. 388 Sovereign's Orb of the United Kingdom 389 Part of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom, the Sovereign's 390 Orb is a hollow gold sphere set with jewels and topped with a 391 cross. It was made for Charles II in 1661. See Figure 6. 393 The instructions in the _Book of Armaments_ on the proper deployment 394 of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch *MAY* be summarized as follows, 395 although this summary *SHALL NOT* be used as a substitute for a 396 reading from the Book of Armaments: 398 1. Preamble: St Attila Benediction 400 2. Feast of the People on Sundry Foods 402 * Lambs 404 * Sloths 406 * Carp 408 * Anchovies 410 * Orangutangs 412 * Breakfast Cereals 414 * Fruit Bats 416 * _et hoc genus omne_ 418 3. Take out the Holy Pin 420 4. The Count 421 A. Count is to Three: no more, no less 423 B. Not Four 425 C. Nor Two, except if the count then proceeds to Three 427 D. Five is Right Out 429 5. Lob the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards the Foe 431 6. The Foe, being naughty in the *LORD's* sight, *SHALL* snuff it 433 This could also be represented in pseudocode as follows: 435 1. Take out the Holy Pin 437 2. The Count 439 integer count; 440 for count := 1 step 1 until 3 do 441 say(count) 442 comment Five is Right Out 444 3. Lob the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards the Foe 446 4. Foe snuffs it 448 5. Dramatis Personae 450 The following human (more-or-less) protagonists were involved in the 451 two incidents recounted as lore of the Knights of the Round Table: 453 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 454 | French Castle | Cave of Caerbannog | 455 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 456 | King Arthur | Patsy | 457 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 458 | Sir Bedevere the Wise | Sir Galahad the Pure | 459 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 460 | Sir Lancelot the Brave | Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as- | 461 | | Sir-Lancelot | 462 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 463 | French Guard with | Tim the Enchanter | 464 | Outrageous Accent | | 465 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 466 | Other French Guards | Brother Maynard | 467 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 468 | | The Lector | 469 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 470 | not yet recruited | Sir Bors | 471 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 472 | Sir Gawain | Sir Ector | 473 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 474 | Retinue of sundry | Retinue of sundry more knights than at | 475 | knights | the French Castle | 476 +-------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ 478 5.1. Past the Killer Rabbit 480 Once the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (Figure 3) had been dispatched, 481 the Knights of the Round Table uncovered the last words of Joseph of 482 Arimathea, inscribed on the Cave of Caerbannog in Aramaic. While the 483 precise Aramaic wording has not survived, we trust the following 484 Hebrew subtitles will serve as an acceptable substitute: 486 .כאן אולי 487 ימצאו 488 המילים 489 האחרונות 490 של יוסף 491 מארמתיה .מי 492 אשר יהיה 493 אמיץ ובעל 494 נפש טהורה 495 יוכל למצוא 496 את הגביע 497 הקדוש 498 בטירת 499 אאאאאאאה 500 "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is 501 valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the castle of 502 -- Aaaargh." 504 6. IANA Considerations 506 IANA might consider a registry to track the mythical, especially 507 ravaging beasts, such as the Killer Rabbit, who haunt the Internet. 509 7. Security Considerations 511 Do not let the Killer Rabbit out under any circumstance. 513 I repeat. Do not let the Killer Rabbit (Figure 3) out. 515 8. References 517 8.1. Normative References 519 [RFC2119] Bradner, S., "Key words for use in RFCs to Indicate 520 Requirement Levels", BCP 14, RFC 2119, 521 DOI 10.17487/RFC2119, March 1997, 522 . 524 8.2. Informative References 526 [grail_film] 527 Chapman, G., Cleese, J., Idle, E., Gilliam, T., Jones, T., 528 and M. Palin, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975. 530 [RFC2635] Hambridge, S. and A. Lunde, "DON'T SPEW A Set of 531 Guidelines for Mass Unsolicited Mailings and Postings 532 (spam*)", FYI 35, RFC 2635, DOI 10.17487/RFC2635, June 533 1999, . 535 [RFC7990] Flanagan, H., "RFC Format Framework", RFC 7990, 536 DOI 10.17487/RFC7990, December 2016, 537 . 539 [RFC8140] Farrel, A., "The Arte of ASCII: Or, An True and Accurate 540 Representation of an Menagerie of Thynges Fabulous and 541 Wonderful in Ye Forme of Character", RFC 8140, 542 DOI 10.17487/RFC8140, April 2017, 543 . 545 [RFC8174] Leiba, B., "Ambiguity of Uppercase vs Lowercase in RFC 546 2119 Key Words", BCP 14, RFC 8174, DOI 10.17487/RFC8174, 547 May 2017, . 549 8.3. URIs 551 [1] http://camelot.gov.example/avatars/rabbit 553 Index 555 C 556 Cave of Caerbannog 9 558 H 559 Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 9 561 R 562 relics 563 Christian 9 564 monarchic 9 566 Editorial Comments 568 [CREF1] Author: Image courtesy of https://camelot.gov.example/creatures- 569 in-ascii/ 571 Author's Address 573 Arthur son of Uther Pendragon 574 Camelot 575 Palace 576 Camel Lot 1 577 Camelot, England 578 United Kingdom 580 Email: arthur.pendragon@ribose.com 581 URI: http://camelot.gov.example